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friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
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Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy →
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
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All of us on tumblr are cruel. We laugh at some of the most morbid things. Such as: →
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Dear Channing Tatum
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A girl’s fb status.
“When I get mad at my mom, I don’t slam the door or yell “I HATE YOU MOM!” I just quietly go into my room and flicker the light switch on and off. That’s right, raise that bitch’s electricity bill.”
… dead.
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When you're asking your parents if your friend can sleep over →
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So I met this prostitute who said she'd do anything for $20. →
Guess who got their homework done ?!
